Cirque du So-lame?
Speaking of Mats...

Sometime last year, a mystery Leafs supporter signed The Emm up for the Toronto Maple Leafs fan Club. I think its a funny joke. I do. But I was starting to get tired of the Maple Leafs emailing me all of the time. So I enjoyed the little joke while it lasted but today I finally decided to deactivate my membership. So I emailed the Leafs back and they sent me this survey to fill out to help them understand why someone wouldn't want to know when their hockey club was having a contest. They wouldn't let me deactivate my stupid account until I had given them an explanation so I simply write five words that I live by....
"I bleed Copper and Blue."
I hope they get it.
NEXT!

Cirque du SO-lame? NO! Cirque du so-awesome. On Saturday, I went with a big group from work to Cirque du Soleil's Delirium show. It was very impressive. We had Front row floor seats which made it even better. Besides the great acrobatics and dancing, the creepy guitarists and the uber gay gymnasts were good at making the girls in the front row feel awkward. Very awkward. Regardless we gave them a standing ovation and I may or may not have yelled encouraging statements to the dancers that may or may not need my positive feedback for their self-esteems.

Sometime last year, a mystery Leafs supporter signed The Emm up for the Toronto Maple Leafs fan Club. I think its a funny joke. I do. But I was starting to get tired of the Maple Leafs emailing me all of the time. So I enjoyed the little joke while it lasted but today I finally decided to deactivate my membership. So I emailed the Leafs back and they sent me this survey to fill out to help them understand why someone wouldn't want to know when their hockey club was having a contest. They wouldn't let me deactivate my stupid account until I had given them an explanation so I simply write five words that I live by....
"I bleed Copper and Blue."
I hope they get it.
NEXT!

Cirque du SO-lame? NO! Cirque du so-awesome. On Saturday, I went with a big group from work to Cirque du Soleil's Delirium show. It was very impressive. We had Front row floor seats which made it even better. Besides the great acrobatics and dancing, the creepy guitarists and the uber gay gymnasts were good at making the girls in the front row feel awkward. Very awkward. Regardless we gave them a standing ovation and I may or may not have yelled encouraging statements to the dancers that may or may not need my positive feedback for their self-esteems.

5 Comments:
At 10:44 PM, October 17, 2006,
Kelly said…
Way to be supportive Emm. Well done. I really want to see the Delerium show. I think it is coming here... well one of the Cirque shows are... Whatevs.
Excellent response to the ML fan club. I think your response is very appropriate not to mention to the point. I am surprised that it took you a year to deactivate it...
Remember that time you came to Ottawa???
ONTERRIBLE!!!!
At 12:39 AM, October 18, 2006,
Rick said…
on the subject of cirque de so lame there is a new tv show just started....
Cirgue de celebrity (see what they did, they replaced the word SOLAI with Celebrity) where B list celebrities train 2 b in the circus. it is perhaps the worst programme i have ever seen!
At 1:00 AM, October 18, 2006,
Emm said…
Correction: I think the worst program ever was Guys and Dolls. Member that one Rick? A program about Guys and their partners who happened to be blow up dolls. Man I love the BBC.
The BBC: Making watching television with your parents awkward since ...uhh...well a long time ago.
At 5:59 AM, October 18, 2006,
Anonymous said…
TUES NIGHT AFTER "THE GAME":
Emm- sorry I missed ya tonight. Hope you enjoyed the Oil festivities.
Nice win by the boys.
My confessions for the evening:
1.I may have blushed a bit for "no apparant reason". Jumbotron-close ups of certain people just make me blush, okay?
2.I kinda did jump outta my seat in excitement "a bit" when Nazzy scored. Kinda had too. I was put between a rock and a hard place...or um... free tickets and my hometown boys? I dont know...
Either way, 2.0 more times to come. I'll give you the 0.50
-Juju
At 2:10 PM, October 20, 2006,
Anonymous said…
Emm, just found out that BMW X5 is making a Limited Edition Hockey version... It's Blue and there are 23 of them all individually signed by 23 different players... Mabye there is one out there with Smitty on it! Here is the link...
http://ecommwire.com/?id=344&keys=bmw-charity-hockey
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