Did Santa move??

Perhaps I was neglected as a child.

Perhaps I was a little slow as a child.

Perhaps I was tortured by my older siblings causing severe memory loss.

Perhaps all of the above are true. But that still doesn't answer my question:


WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF LAPLAND BEFORE???

This is Lapland. It is located in Finnland, just 500 miles north of Helsinki, and it is apparently also where Santa lives. For a nice fee you can fly your family to visit Santa before Christmas. The above picture is his village. You can also visit Santa's Post office.
This is where Santa receives over 500,000 letters a year.

Hopefully this is a British thing and that I wasn't lied to my whole life that Santa lives in the North Pole. Children of Britain are flocking to Lapland by the masses and I am feeling a little jealous.

Does Santa know I am going home for Christmas???

Did my letters to the North Pole ever reach him???

Did Mrs. C join him or are they on a break???

And most importantly, how badly do I want to go to Lapland????