Guess who I went to see last night???

Britain, Britain, Britain!... Land of technological achievement! We've had running water for over ten years, an underground tunnel that links us to Peru and we invented the cat!

Little Britain Live


Britain, Britain, Britain. I love Britain so much that everyday I sacrifice a child in honor of it. So thank the Lord, who incidentally is British, for the great things he has brought to this land.

In Britain, if an old person reaches a hundred they receive a telegram from the Queen. If they reach two hundred, her Majesty comes round to their house and personally gives them a bikini wax.

British justice is the best in the world. Anyone who disagrees is either gay, a woman or a mental.

When people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop. If they want to buy a pet shop, they go to a pet shop shop. If they want to buy a pet shop shop, well, they're just being silly.

Until a law is passed to imprison fat people, they are free to roam our streets.

Once a year schools in Britain hold sports days in order to make certain children feel inferior.

Tonight's episode of Little Britain was shown as a tribute to Matt Lucas and David Walliams, who are sadly still with us. Our thoughts are with their friend and family at this difficult time. Goodbye.