It's better than reading a book.

For the 2006-2007 movie season, I have tried my best to see as many of the topical movies as possible. And I have done well. Although what is with the themes of movies these days? Like, are they actually trying to teach us stuff about history and world events and other such horrible things????

I have posted a collage of photos from the past four movies I have seen in the order of least awful to most horrific. I have left the theatre after each one saying to myself, "I feel sad inside." If you don't know what movies these are by the photos then go read a book. My people don't want you.




If nothing else, these movies have taught me a lot of things. For example, don't go to Morrocco. Oh, and don't go to Africa. South, north, west, east - just avoid it at all costs. Oh, and try and avoid South America too. I try and make a rule that if I can't access youtube from where I am going, then I shouldn't be going there. And one more thing - only buy "conflict free" diamonds.

So yeah, like I said, the movies can be an excellent source of knowledge and good teaching tools to us, well, tools.

Who needs books when you've got Titanic? Who needs museums when you've got Gangs of New York. Who needs plays when you've got Romeo and Juliet? Who needs television when you've got The Departed? And who needs radio when you've got....well...Leo?

I should go now. The drunk homeless man outside my flat is singing Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" at the top of his lungs and is murdering it. Call Alanis, cause that's Ironic.

This has been The Emm on films.