I'm Kinda a Big Deal
Celebrities are following me and its getting boring.
Starbucks. Belsize Park. 11:04 GMT.
I am drinking my Venti Earl Grey Tea Misto with hot skinny milk and froth, like I do every morning, and Matt Lucas (from Little Britain fame) walked past. I was just across the street from where I had seen Kate Moss the day before. It was a very similar experience except Matt didn't have police escorts, wasn't on drugs and has appeared to have eaten in 2007.
Good for you, Matty. You saved me from throwing a bag of Doritos at you.
This seems like a good time to post a clip of when my two new besties joined up during the live show of Little Britain...
I wonder who will stalk me tomorrow?
Starbucks. Belsize Park. 11:04 GMT.
I am drinking my Venti Earl Grey Tea Misto with hot skinny milk and froth, like I do every morning, and Matt Lucas (from Little Britain fame) walked past. I was just across the street from where I had seen Kate Moss the day before. It was a very similar experience except Matt didn't have police escorts, wasn't on drugs and has appeared to have eaten in 2007.
Good for you, Matty. You saved me from throwing a bag of Doritos at you.
This seems like a good time to post a clip of when my two new besties joined up during the live show of Little Britain...
I wonder who will stalk me tomorrow?
posted by Emm @ 10:49 PM
9 Comments:
At 11:48 PM, April 20, 2007,
Alberta Bound said…
Maybe Matt Lucas had just been to see the same judge that Doherty had been to see. Maybe if you hang out there, you will see all the addicted stars at their court appearances!
At 8:31 PM, April 21, 2007,
El Oso said…
If I were you Em, I would have fought him.
At 8:42 PM, April 21, 2007,
Crazy Blogger Lady's Sister said…
Stalking will only escalate the Emm as you become more famous. We have watched several celebrity camera stalking shows together and you should have learned many lessons from these paparrazzi stalkers. Here are some rules:
1. dress really bad so they think you are not famous (I know you have this one down pat)
2. Wear the same outfit every day so they think that they have already seen you that day and so it would be boring to stalk you again.
3. Learn to say "Are you lookin at me?" in a really mean voice.
4. Never get in a car and race away from these stalkers (Princess Diana forgot this one and look what happened).
5.End of list
At 11:40 PM, April 21, 2007,
Anonymous said…
Ca Caw, Ca Caw....
At 12:03 AM, April 22, 2007,
Rick said…
CONTROVERSIAL!!..lets not forger the british audience!.....
Actually lets!
Seriously just let them take your picture "di" it would have been alot easier!
At 8:56 PM, April 22, 2007,
Red Leader said…
woo hoo woo hoo
Hi J.E. been checking out your blog and the house looks great.
At 2:34 AM, April 24, 2007,
Crazy Blogger Lady's Sister said…
The Emm has gone Euro trash on us..no comments, no entries just GOLF!!!!! Oh My!
At 12:30 PM, April 24, 2007,
Anonymous said…
D and B here, back from cyber hell. One of my distant relatives who is a little crazy keeps changing our name, underslash/no underslash. At any rate just wanted to note the absence of the Emm. Just wondering how the chipping is going. Remember, drive for show and putt for dough. Any slices on the links? Do honour us with a comment or two sometime, if you want.
At 8:19 PM, April 24, 2007,
Kelly said…
Wow Rick. Wow.
I DEMAND AN UPDATE. I mean it is Tuesday already.
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