Kate Moss is Beautiful in Real Life.

I should know.

Today, as I was hanging out at the pub where I rehearse everyday, I spotted Kate Moss and Pete Doherty.

HOW COOL?

I was in Belsize Park (a nice area of London), and we noticed a bit of a shuffle outside. Kate and Pete were getting out of their black Range Rover and were with a few motorbike police officers. This reminded me how big of a celebrity Kate is! There were a few paparazzi taking pictures of them but it wasn't too bad. I've had worse.

Then Kate and Pete started walking towards the pub so I ran back to my seat and left the pillar that I was hiding behind to spy on them. I kept my cool.

As I was trying to be nonchalant and not fazed by this International Supermodel, Kate brushed right past me, holding Pete's hand, and sat in a corner table - a table I have often sat at. They looked so cool.

Pete is really tall and was wearing a dumb hat (different from the one in the picture). He looked pretty much the same as he does in the magazines.

Kate is effing gorgeous. If she wasn't famous you still wouldn't be able to take your eyes off of her. She was wearing a mega-tight black vest with no shirt underneath and very tight and skinny black jeans. She's gorgeous.

This goes down as The Emm's first celebrity sighting since moving to London. So she did what she does every other time she sees Supermodels. She went and bought a huge bag of Doritos and ate them right in front of her while chugging her Coke. (No irony intended.)

Take that Moss.