E. Bizzle on the S.Bizzle

Starbizzle.

The Bucks.

Bizzucks.

The S to the B.

Essbucks.

Or as some call it, Starbucks.




Now that I am an official actress, I have made Starbucks a regular in my life and as such, I have many thoughts about Starbys. Obviously.

First of all, whats with the Logo? Like, if someone came to me as I was sitting in Head office and they were like, "Let's create a coffee place called Starbucks", I'd say they were dumb and probably make them watch Tenacious D's new movie. If for some stupid reason I said, "Ok - that's a great idea, now let's come up with a catchy logo" and they gave me this (see above) I'd make them eat Turkish delights. One two though, I'm not cruel.

So, my drink of choice?

Pearce got me on to this when I visited her in BC. It's called The London Fog. But when ordering it I recommend saying Grande Earl Grey Tea Misto Non-Fat, Extra Hot, Sugar Free Vanilla Syrup. (It's half Earl grey tea, half steamed milk with a shot of vanilla syrup. It's pretty much amazing.)

WARNING: Sometimes ordering at Starbucks can be VERY stressful.

When I ordered my GEGTMNFEHSFVS yesterday, the barista said to me "Uhh...we don't have non-fat milk." I think my face must have dropped about 12 floors. "Kidding," he says. Not cool. My tea came to £1.37 and the comedian-slash-barista says "That will be three bucks please." Sorry? "Three bucks! Bucks! You have bucks in America right?" Uhhh...yeah. Could you please pass my MF-GEGTMNFEHSFVS??????



Regardless of whether I am sitting in, or taking it to go, I always get my Bucks-Bottle in a take away cup. It makes me feel cool. Like Britney Spears pre-Kevin.

As well, Red Leader and I agree that all property purchases should be valued as to its proximity to S.Bizzity.

Anyone have any good Starbizzle stories?